Husband: Would you ever wear anything like that? (Pointing to the cover of the latest Title Nine catalog)
Me: Um, no.
Husband: Why not?
Me: I don't think I have a good enough body to pull that off.
Husband: What are you talking about? She looks just like you, look. (points to catalog)
Me: I don't think so.
Husband: (walking away) Do *lesbians* even wear bikinis?
Me: Huh?
*As I typed this I was wondering if this conversation really happened or did I just dream that my husband compared me to a Title Nine model. Or did he just call me a *lesbian*?
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I guess I'd like to look like a model (ok, depending on the model), whether or not she was a lesbian. They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder. If he thinks you look like a model, you probably do to him.
Aren't men always thinking about lesbians?.....
Always err on the side of a compliment, even if the entire conversation leaves you dazed and confused. Men seem to do that sparadically to keep ya' guessin'.
I don't think men know how to give a compliment without saying something weird to screw with your self-esteem.
It's a bummer he couldn't just leave it at the compliment. But you never know what might happen to your ego if he paid you a compliment like that. He's gotta cover his ass, you know. ;)
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