Friday, October 3, 2008

Really *Viagra*, I'm Good

I don't know how admin@Viagra got my email address but I'm getting a bit tired of them sending me messages as if they are my friend. The last thing I need is that drug in my house. There are no ED issues for any male person at this homestead. And if there were I would not be in any hurry to fix them.

So please admin@Viagra don't send me a message with the subject line "re:message" as if (as if!) I contacted you in the first place. Because you see, we already have four delightful children that remind me everyday why one more in the mix is totally unnecessary. And because we have these wonderful short people running around here there is rarely time to devote to recreational activities such as the one your medication promotes-especially for that kind of duration.

3 comments:

Mary Stoinski said...

Ha!!!

meredith said...

I always love the spellings and interesting word break ups that help it get through filters. We have been getting these type of e-mails for some time - it must be the new computer is ready to "have a little fun"!

Alissa said...

You know what I hate? When I search for something, and Target or Amazon pretend like they might have just the thing. Kills me every time.