Nor did she choose to call them Fred and Wilma.
Harold and Maude weren't on the list, and George and Barbara would have been disrespectful.
Romeo and Juliet was too romantic as well as Rhett and Scarlett, and she doesn't even know who Lucy and Desi are.
Instead, we have Fudge and Abigail:
Fudge is the wide stripe and Abigail the skinny.
When Daughter S told Vinnie and I the names of her 4-H pigs I tried oh so hard to change her mind to Fudge and Mudge but she would have nothing to do with it. Vinnie, with a sly smile on his face, thought the names were lovely and told her she could name the pigs whatever she wanted to. Abigail is just so tedious for me to say, but I can't bring myself to call her Abby, cause that would just be wrong. Abby ain't no pig.