Sunday, April 13, 2008

Comfort vs. Manners

An easy way to determine which kids in church belong to farmers: They are the ones most likely to take off a boot and empty it on the floor during mass because "Something in there hurts." They are also convinced the pond (baptismal font) should contain fish so they have something to do after mass when there ain't no farmin' that needs doing.

1 comment:

Erin the Librarian said...

Or the kids who live on a farm. They are the ones who sneak a truck and manure spreader (complete with hay bale pretending to be manure) into the diaper bag and scream "I want my manure spreader" to the whole church when it is taken away because he is trying to drive it down the center aisle.